There are two kinds of pizza in this world. There’s the pizza of easy opportunity, like at the food court in the mall,
in a display case, maybe still warm, maybe made today, maybe not. Maybe it crawled out of a box like those pizza’s at the
supermarket. You’re all by yourself. Maybe it’s getting late, you’re thinking about going home all alone and eating ramen
noodles all by yourself, again, and it’s last call. Then you wake up the next day, feeling that brick in your stomach,
hating yourself and feeling disgusted because you can’t believe you actually ate it. We are your support group, here to help you never fall so low again.
The other kind is found at
a "Classic Pizzeria," like The Red Pepperoni. All they do is
work to perfect the fine art and craft of pizza. No hot dogs (the lowest form of food) and no one day old pizza in a display case.
This pizza is made fresh to order! With ingredients grown under the sunshine, not made in a secret government laboratory for drones.
This Classic Pizzeria is focused on the quality of the pizza, the atmosphere and the experience of enjoying hot juicy sizzled pepperoni
pizza with good people and friends. This is where you’ve been wanting to be, and didn't even know it. Don’t wake up again,
in denial, pretending you don’t know where a mysterious empty frozen pizza box came from, how it got in your kitchen, or
trying to explain
how someone else left it there. Oh, the shame! Its better to save up, and get out, here, in the real world, with the living. See some smiling faces. Enjoy quality pizza, together at The Red Pepperoni. And most of all, have some fun!
Notice the beer carton
holders on the table. As a man of the world, I have it on good authority that wives & girlfriends wish you were cute,
crafty and clever like that. And when you’re looking for a romantic date restaurant, without too much
pressure to talk, where you just want to get comfortable with one another, and yourself quite frankly, unlike an overly
sophisticated like you don’t really know what you’re doing there, cause you feel 'out of place', a
Classic Pizzeria like The Red Pepperoni is just the place you wanna go.
Large Party? No problem, just make a reservation in advance. They’ve got the space and resources to serve large
parties with seating for about 50 people and dedicated waitresses to serve them. Birthday party, yes.
Office retreat, conference meeting, promotion party, or office
christmas party? Why not, with a little planning you could probably use the four big flat screen televisions for
presentations aids. Think about it! And nothing makes business go down smoother than a nice cold beer (on the menu)! This is the only place you will ever catch me eating pizza downtown in Madison Historic District.
Pepperoni, Sausage, Capicola Ham, Bacon, Chicken, Mushrooms, Sun dried Tomatoes, Onions, Green Peppers, Pineapples, Red Peppers, Green Olives, Banana Pepper, Giardiniera, Jalapeno's, Black Olives, Spinach, Extra Cheese, Gouda, Feta Cheese, Cheddar