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Historic District of Madison Indiana |
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Unique Shoe Store,
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Why is a shoe store
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You need to get out and work on your vitamin D defficiency while testing your shoes in combat conditions, like shopping here in the Madison Historic District. When you get here, and start walking around the Historic District, you’ll realize the old shoes have lost all the bounce they ever thought about having. Hertz will be here, calling out to your aching feet. Rescue feet 911And your feet will respond, without even thinking about it, by walking you right up to their front door, and straight to the nearest bench where you can sit down. |
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Don’t worry, just let the friendly people here know that your feet are on fire and you can’t make it to the shoe rack. They’ll bring the shoes right over to you! Public Safety Warning:Walking too far in in old shoes may (or may not) cause your feet to actually fall off. Some people think it’s just an old urban legend, but ask two stubs Joe, he’ll tell ya! P.S. Joe actually lost his feet in a terrible bunji jumping accident, when the bunji cord was replaced with ordinary rope with no stretchy bounce to it, which lead to the Bunji Jumping Act of '47 (Yes, I’m still joking). After taking your first step in a new pair of shoes, you won’t be able to tell if you’re floating on air.
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Send me a thank you letter for saving your feet from amputation. But really the accolades belong to Hertz Shoe store, for being in the right place, at the right time, when you couldn't take one more step. They also carry other walking around accessories, like hand bags, and those waist/fanny packs. If you have questions for someone who knows what they are talking about when it comes to shoes, just call the phone number at the top of this page, and ask the professionals at Hertz Shoes. Your feet will thank you! |
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Trivia: |
In relation to feet, what are the Romans famous for? |
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Back to 100 block of E Main St
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Sometimes people think Madison Historic District, also known as Historic Madison, is located in Milton Kentucky, but we are actually located just 1 mile north in Downtown Madison Indiana, across the Harrison Bridge on the north side of the Ohio River. |
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Answers to Trivia Questions |
The Answer:The Romans were the first known to make distinct left and right shoes.Prior to the Romans, shoes were made to fit either foot. If you have a comment or different opinion about the answer, please send us a message. |
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